How It Works

At Best Damn Merch, we take the stress out of selling merchandise by handling everything from production to fulfillment. Here’s how our process works, step by step:

1. We Set Up Your Merch Store

  • Each client gets a dedicated merch page on our website, featuring:

    • Your merchandise (T-shirts, hoodies, hats, stickers, and more).

    • A bio or description about your band, podcast, or brand.

    • Additional details like tour dates, flyers, links to your content, or exclusive items.

  • No website? No problem. We take care of everything—your fans just click and buy.

2. We Produce Everything In-House

  • Unlike traditional merch companies, we don’t require bulk orders or pre-purchased stock.

  • We print and fulfill each order as it comes in, so you never have to worry about over-ordering or running out of inventory.

  • Every product is made with high-quality materials, ensuring your fans get merch they actually love wearing.

3. Your Fans Order, We Handle the Rest

  • When someone buys an item from your merch page, we produce, package, and ship it directly to them—you never have to touch a thing.

  • Orders are processed quickly, so your fans get their merch fast. Under most circumstances, orders are produced and shipped within 48 hours.

  • You get real-time updates on sales and orders.

4. You Get Paid—Without the Hassle

  • We handle all payments, processing, and customer service.

  • You get your share of profits automatically, without worrying about logistics.

  • Want to offer discounts or special promotions? Just let us know—we can help you run limited-edition drops, fan giveaways, and exclusive merch bundles.

5. We Help You Grow Your Brand

  • Beyond just selling merch, we offer marketing support to help drive sales:

    • Social media features to highlight your store.

    • Limited-time promotions and seasonal drops.

    • Custom merch ideas tailored to your audience.

  • Need new designs? We can work with you and our team of artists to create fresh, eye-catching merch that your fans will love.

  • Want to offer merch that we don’t already offer? Just let us know and we can figure out how to get you what you need.

Why Best Damn Merch?

No outrageous upfront costs – We print & ship on demand, so you don’t need to invest in inventory.
No stress – We handle the website, orders, production, and shipping.
High-quality merch! – Seriously. Your fans get products they actually want to wear.
Marketing support – We help drive sales, not just print shirts.
Scalable for any creator – Whether you're a new band or an established podcast, we’ve got you covered.

Pricing Plans

Basic Plan – $20/month

Perfect for small bands & creators who want a simple, hassle-free merch store.
Dedicated merch page on Best Damn Merch
Print-on-demand fulfillment – No inventory needed
No upfront inventory costs – We produce and ship as orders come in
You keep the majority of profits ($5 per shirt goes to us)
Great for artists just getting started with merch

Standard Plan – $30/month

Ideal for mid-sized creators who want a bit more marketing & support.
Everything in the Basic Plan
Monthly social media promotion to boost your merch visibility
Priority support for store updates & adding new designs
Customizable merch options (we can help with design tweaks & special requests)
Same low profit split ($5 per shirt goes to us)

Pro Plan – $50/month

Best for established creators who want maximum exposure & analytics.
Everything in the Standard Plan
Featured homepage placement – Get premium visibility on Best Damn Merch
Sales analytics & reports – Track what’s selling & optimize your store
Extra marketing support – We’ll help run promotions & limited drops
Priority processing – Your merch gets top priority for production
Same low profit split ($5 per shirt goes to us)

No Monthly Fee Plan – $0/month

Great for new creators who don’t want a monthly commitment but still want to sell merch.
No monthly costs – only a low $20 set-up fee to build your shop
Dedicated merch page on Best Damn Merch
We handle printing & shipping – Just like the paid plans
We take a higher cut ($10 per shirt) instead of a monthly fee
Perfect for testing the waters before committing to a paid plan

So which Plan is Right for You?

  • Want the lowest cost upfront?

    → No Monthly Fee Plan

  • Need a simple, no-hassle merch setup?

  • → Basic Plan

  • Looking for marketing support & priority service?

    → Standard Plan

  • Want maximum exposure, analytics, & sales insights?

    → Pro Plan

Have questions? Let’s talk!

help@bestdamnmerch.com

Ready to Get Started?

If you want an easy, no-hassle way to sell high-quality merch to your fans, let’s make it happen. Contact us today, and we’ll set up your store and have you selling merch in no time.